Er kam, um mein waschbecken zu reparieren, ich habe sein loch zerstört

I just wanted him to fix the sink. My neighbor bent down under the counter - and I was stunned: there was a dildo sticking out of his ass. He looked back, smirked, and said, "Got a better tool for the job?" I pulled the toy out and shoved my cock in. Dirtiest "repair" of my life. Now I call him over for more than just plumbing